Got an SMS from a pal last night – he’s newly single too, so is on a pulling rampage!
“Can you please come and fetch me - the ugly bus still hadn’t departed, and I’m way too drunk for this shit”
The Ugly Bus: (the bus that takes all the ugly people away while you are in the bathroom, so when you return to the club, only the hot folk remain...
Made my way down to clubbing district central at 1am in my uber cool PJ’s, only to be caught at a roadblock by the cops. “Have you been out drinking lady” he uttered in a harsh meneer aksent.
Are you kidding - Did he not see my PJ’s? They have sheep on them for f**k sake!!
