Here’s one for you...
Q: what is the dumbest decision ever....
A: Breaking up with your significant other 4 days before your quarter life birthday... stroke of pathetic genius!
Not only do you have to spend your birthday without them, when you previously spent every waking moment prior to this with them, but you have to be asked by everyone at dinner where he is / why he’s not there, and then you get reminded by some lamo chicky that “oh well I guess then he won’t be getting you anything cool as a present hey”.
Who invited you anyway? Do I know you?
Talk of severe depression!
CRISIS!!
