Hold it right there - wipe that dirty thought out of your sordid mind :)
where were you born?
Metro Man and I have decided that an arranged meeting of friends is required - to broaden the pool of potential talent, or in his case the pool to dip his big toe into...
How else are we supposed to meet "decent" people in CT?
MM: You need to hook me up with your bunch of friends.
Crash: Why?
MM: I'm bored with mine.
Crash: You mean you've run out of chick friends to sleep with?
MM: Exactly.... I need a new cuddle buddy.
So guess what we are doing this weekend...
Not to worry - my gal pals have been fore-warned!
