Was mailed an image from our weekend away – from UH#1. Sneakily taken on his crackberry.
Based on this evidence alone – I have now crafted a manifesto to live my life by:
1 - Maintain composure whilst shitfaced drunk!!!
2 - No throwing myself at men – ever! Ever!!!
3 - No dancing on anything elevated – this includes chairs / tables / hay bales / cars / as well as hanging from chandeliers!!!
